Welcome to… (Dramatic pause) Jurassic Bite! May I take your order? Try our new special Premium Rex Burger for the max amount of dino taste!
Hey, we’re going on Shark Tank next month so no one steal this idea okay? Aside from our dinosaur fast food restaurant we also talk about the ethics of stealing random things, “Dark”, season 3 of “Stranger Things”, Benoif and Weiss, and some cool Shakespearean movies. Check it out!
Endnotes:
TLDR: Dinos taste like birds apparently. Huh. Neat. - https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/ypx4x5/this-is-what-dinosaur-meat-tasted-like